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[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

This worse than being cheated on

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

Key detail here

[AFC South Champ Spodee 13-4 @duvalbags]

Dawg my wife had me in tears last night is this really what it sound like to yall? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

This is what Christianity actually looks like in practice

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Look, is AI making our lives better? No. But is it making things less expensive? Unfortunately, the opposite. Now, is it making the internet a better place? More slop than ever, actually! But does it allow us to spend more time being creative? That's actually the thing it's best at stealing without shame. Though, surely it's making us smarter, right? You’ll never guess, but…

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

oh you’re “brutally honest” but are you ever honest about the good stuff? do you compliment people’s positive traits and behaviors? or do you only open your mouth or fix your fingers to be “honest” when you’ve got something negative on your mind

[PURLY WYTE 🤍✨ @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

One of the most surprising things I’ve learned about men is how many of them spend their life looking for a leader to follow (often blindly) and/or someone to tell them what to do AND how they absolve themselves of responsibility for their actions due to lacking leadership.

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell is essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection he has spent his career blocking other Americans from having.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having parents who are financially able to take care of themselves is such an underrated blessing as an adult child.

[Covie @covie_93]

They want to mail handguns but not ballots?????

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I don’t like the idea that you’re never supposed to express your insecurities because someone, somewhere, may want to use that against you. Eh, I think it’s better advice to be strong and have pride in all sides of you, so nobody can take your truth and use it as a weapon.

[dez @315dez]

don’t ask me to hang out until I lose 20 lbs

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is a crime. This is deliberately exposing the general public to the most overvalued company in the history of the stock market in order to prop up an IPO that jailbreaks the entire index/pension/retirement fund system.

This is selling suicide pills at the drugstore.

[National Homelessness Law Center @homeless_law]

BREAKING: The Louisiana Senate passed a disturbing anti-homeless bill that pushes homeless people into jails, forced treatment, and unpaid labor. Hours earlier, the same lawmakers voted to give themselves $1,000 to cover housing expenses, recognizing housing is too expensive.