Elizabeth Jordan

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

Aren’t you tired of harassing innocent people?
Aren’t you ready to just live your life without trying to contact people who aren’t even in contact with you?
Nobody cares about you or your whereabouts. It’s literally all in your head.
WE DO NOT CARE. LEAVE US ALONE.

[solé @layxsnv]

This is what I mean when I say I want a salad

[Morris Baker @MorrisBaker_]

The Bible.

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

Vallarta rotisserie chicken is 10/10

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

Anyone going to Marsha fuerst for the RN program?

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

[🦢. @esihlendima_]

Not me though, y’all be safe.

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

For one day, I’d like to know what it’s like to not have sensitive skin.
Be able to use any body wash, lotion, etc.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I spend money like I got it… cause I DO. And I don’t. But I do. & I don’t. 😭🫠

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

I can’t wait to watch tv on my new couches tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

[Kiraaa @Rosaria__lxm]

Not being pregnant.

[Kiraaa @Rosaria__lxm]

I will marry a man who's sweet & Gentle. Life's too short to spend it with a guy who got zero empathy & consideration.

[Elizabeth Jordan @ejordan_02]

I’ll tell my man to take a nap and then I’ll keep texting and calling him while he’s trying to do so 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

GIRL TO GIRL

Your 20s are for learning.
Your 30s are for thriving.

[♡ @astralbaes]

you are my safe place, thank you