E.J. Patten

Author of The Hunter Chronicles from Simon & Schuster.

Flibbertigibbet. Interrobanger. Fake word pithierteur.

[Platte F. Clark @PlatteClark]

"Other Authors" @ejpatten and myself debate heroic garb--tights or pantaloons. If you're a fan of ad hominems stop by http://t.co/IV2efB9cef

[Jennifer Nielsen @nielsenwriter]

Critique from @EricaSussman at HarperCollins now offered in support of @robisonwells. So much for readers & writers! https://t.co/eszbw40I6r

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

@GatehouseGuard Awesome. I look forward to seeing it.

[Platte F. Clark @PlatteClark]

This weekend Bad Unicorn on Nook $1.99! Also Return to Exile @ejpatten, Silverwing @kennethoppel, Keeper of the Lost Cities @SW_Messenger.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

Tentativity: The relative position of tents in space-time.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

Yes, there's a Spanish version of Return to Exile. Also, I decided to wear pants today. That is all.

[Una de magia por favor | Libros @Unademagiaporfa]

NOVELA JUVENIL: Volver a Exilio (Crónicas del Cazador #1): E.J. Patten http://t.co/TxNnKEvf4T @EdMolino @ejpatten

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

Ig Nobel to feature opera "The Blonsky Device" based on patent "Apparatus for facilitating birth by centrifugal force." Pure awesome.

[Loft Literary Center @loftliterary]

#LunchtimeListening: E.J. Patten (@ejpatten) discusses pre-writing. | http://t.co/6SyVfLazLe

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

My five year old was wandering the house saying, "brains...I must have brains!" My life is officially a success.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

@DanDanTheArtMan Glad you liked it! They paid me in popcorn & hugs. They're surprisingly gentle with both if you don't mind the groping.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

@john_zeleznik I wanted to love it, but I can't seem to connect. So far I like the concept more than the book.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

My favorite part of LOTF so far? When Frodo climbs Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring, but Jack’s let the fire go out. Tragic. Just tragic.

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

Reading Lord of the Flies. Yes, for the first time. And yes, I was assigned to read the book in high school. Don’t judge me.

[Shaun Stevenson @shaunstvn]

"Hannah, I don't want you staring at boys' eyebrows." - Dad from THE LEGEND THIEF @ejpatten #bestquote #ever

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

Today, I blogged on curiosity, toast, and the Tourmaline of Foresight. http://t.co/JFscNBowwL http://t.co/yIxsDir67U

[Myhas Marni @MarniYHAS]

Finally! Found The Legend Thief by @ejpatten. So hard to find pheww.. From Malaysia :-)

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

My friend Platte Clark is launching his book Bad Unicorn today at 7PM at the Provo Library and I'm MC'ing the... http://t.co/RxVf95seeQ

[Shaun Stevenson @shaunstvn]

@ejpatten I can't get enough of THE LEGEND THIEF... #amazingbookmuch?

[E.J. Patten @ejpatten]

I'm signing at the Deseret Book in West Jordan, UT tonight at 6. Tomorrow, I'm signing at the Deseret Book in... http://t.co/J2Rd1yYi7z