Eddie Jordan Quotes

Quotes from the fascinating, insightful and in no way incoherent and rambling analysis of BBC F1 pundit Eddie Jordan.

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"Different folks for different strokes." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Mercedes being nervous]: "I think they probably gave themselves a little 'medicinal help' to get them asleep last night." #bbcf1 #f1

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Those still disappointed by the lack of loud, mindless noise in this year's F1 will be glad to know Eddie Jordan returns to #bbcf1 tomorrow.

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[On his pointless trip to Sauber]: "I had a cup of tea, a nice bun and a bit of ice cream." #bbcf1 #f1

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[Suzi Perry]: "Where have you been?" [EJ]: "I heard someone say go to Sauber so I went to Sauber and there was nobody there." #bbcf1 #f1

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"SUZUKA KONNICHIWAAAAA!!!" #bbcf1 #f1

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"Ice ice baby." #bbcf1 #f1 #terrifying

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"I'm very retro." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Martin Whitmarsh]: "He looks like Buddy Holly, doesn't he?" #bbcf1 #f1

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"I'm Santa Claus in disguise." #bbcf1 #f1

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"That was probably the nail that caused all the problem." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Paul di Resta's Italian family]: "At least it's a get out clause of being Scottish." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Lewis Hamilton's pole position]:"The only downside for him is that Roscoe [his dog] has pneumonia." #bbcf1 #f1

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[Suzi Perry]: "EJ is trying to claim Force India." [EJ]: "I'm not!" [Bob Fernley]: "God forbid he takes any credit." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Spa]: "It's completely wacky!" #bbcf1 #f1

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[Prediction for pole position]: "I'm never afraid to say what I think so on this occasion I'm going to abstain." #bbcf1 #f1

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[David Coulthard]: "The crowd loves you!" [EJ]: "They must've all worked for Jordan at one stage." [DC]: "Yeah, you owe them money." #bbcf1

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[David Coulthard]: "EJ does the posh camping." [EJ]: "No, I'm in a tent and he [DC] is in one these motorhomes with his mum and dad." #bbcf1

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[To Suzi Perry]: "I thought you were coming to knock me up, so to speak." #bbcf1 #f1

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[On Jenson Button]: "He's a fantastic tiger." #bbcf1 #f1