e.j. schwartz

still in my rebellious phase according to my dad

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i like mma and weed so its guaranteed i have blunt force trauma

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not that anybody cares but chandler kos gaethje in the 1st (but if it hits r2 gaethje by decision), colby either kos or doctors stop on kamaru, and rose taps weili by in the fourth second of the fight via flying twister

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just procrastinated so hard i remembered i had twitter

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@GraceClawson i can't believe i didn't vote here, i have strong opinions on this one

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this is the time of year when god turns on night mode

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@kateryan035 im convinced they don't and then they lie abt it

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the word "brunette" implies the existence of a larger brune

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ms frizzle MUST have tenure

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why is bluetooth called that

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fuck the VP debate, im watching Dodgeball Thunderdome on discovery network

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heard someone asking who won the debates. like bruh what do u expect we all lost

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america was a fun experiment ig #Debates2020

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the moderator reminds me of my mom when my brother and i couldn't agree on a movie to get from blockbuster and she just wanted to leave but that'd prolly be illegal so she pretended we weren't her kids #Debates2020

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I was today years old when I found out corbin bleu is an actor and not a cheese

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If ppl wanna be in a big ole among us discord server w some grinnell folk hmu

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@marnie_monogue true

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Hi xavi

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Who needs non-burnt forearms when you can have a job in front of a 425° grill for six hour shifts most days during school and you haven't started your essays yet and its all just getting worse yk?

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@elle_lewiseme can anybody be surprised abt netflix being predatory at this point tho

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remember to sub with twitch grime *slathers self with muck*