Eddie jay

dank memes & dope lyrics
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I wish someone would tell @realDonaldTrump to switch to the #metric system

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@sadvinta6e I was just making fun of this place the other day 😂😂

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@neiltyson I notice you forgot Pluto 😂😂😂

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

My age today, reckoned in the years of other places:

Mercury = 261.5 yrs
Venus = 102.4 yrs
Mars = 33.5 yrs
Jupiter = 5.3 yrs
Saturn = 2.14 yrs
Uranus = 0.75 yrs
Neptune = 0.38 yrs
Milky Way = 0.00000028 yrs.

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@SetSailMerlot 😂😂😂😭🤣

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My cheek tastes like anxiety

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@DollyParton vs @WhoopiGoldberg

Let's get it, in the ring 👊👊

#DollyvsWhoopi

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If people shed their skin like snakes do what you do with your other skins?

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@CHouse9917 That one time when I told you to add my Twitter 🥴🥴

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James Phipps https://t.co/xGqJQFMTS5

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Mom Creates Household “Jobs” And Makes Her Kids Apply To Get Allowance Money https://t.co/5gdlXYT6S3

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James Phipps https://t.co/gZDMWUB0ST

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8-19-96 😟😥😥 https://t.co/baw07QxuwA