Eju

[corb @awshuqs]

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Instagram automatically opted all public profiles into its new feature that lets users create AI images based on their photos

How to opt out:

1️⃣ Go to your profile

2️⃣ Click the 3 bars in the top right

3️⃣ Scroll down to ‘Sharing and reuse’

4️⃣ Turn off for both Posts & Reels

[vibrations @v1b3z06]

Ironman’s kinda wild cuz imagine you turn on the news and the CEO of Lockheed Martin just destroyed ISIS in 2 days

[Columned @Columned_]

Somehow forgot about this bit and laughed so hard i was struggling to breathe for a couple minutes

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

THIS WAS SO FCKIN PEAK 💥

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

[Eju @ejufo]

@grrrrlbossing That one drunk shift will save you

[Eju @ejufo]

This US game is embarrassing, wtf was the goalie doing 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

LGBTQ+ activist and icon Marsha P. Johnson died 34 years ago today.

Her body was discovered floating in the Hudson River, with her exact cause of death remaining unsolved.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Ragebaiting someone on PS6 then reporting their account so they get banned and lose 1000s of dollars worth of games forever

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

REMINDER

Jesus is the one (I got depression)

Has been donating 50% of sales since day 1 to @TrevorProject

And now that it’s a GOLD record

We have raised nearly 60k for a good cause with one song thanks to you all

💚

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.