Izzaldin Kadzim

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

This year has been a kick in the balls

Found out that I haven’t learned anything in the span of 8 years of solitude and was ejected for similar reasons

2023A has been a humbling experience and I truly hope that this time, I’ve actually learned my lesson 🙂‍↕️

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

I am the instrument of my happiness
I am the instrument of my sorrow
Sins of my past will forever haunt tomorrow

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

I connect with the first line of the Little Einsteins song on a deeper level now

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

@patrixkJuan He was the tree of life this whole time :’) also apparently he’s the reason the time stone is green

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

I was today years old :

When I realised Pink Sweat$ does NOT mean faded red sweatpants but instead, a euphemism for a moist vagina

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/75t9XmBgmp

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

*Doorbell rings*

Kids: Trick or treat!

Me: Hi kids! Unfortunately I don’t have any candy. Would you like some cookies instead?

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Instead of spreading love, we’re spreading animosity

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Get ready to cry tonight Galatasary fans. This is Old Trafford, not Turkey

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Why did Shaq kept up his feud with Kobe Bryant for so long?
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Cause he likes Kobe beef

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

@missalexapearl I

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

You learn a lot about people on their Sunday morning activities.

I be seeing people doing yoga at 7am while I choose gallstones over peeing to avoid getting out of bed

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

@darryliciousss @patrixkJuan Gasp

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Me stopping myself from correcting people who say “bornday” today

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Current stat: 0-2

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Anytime you get annoyed by kids playing lato-lato, find peace with this video

[MYNEWSHUB @mynewshub]

Bahaya lato-lato.....

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Truth

[Anidulafungin @SyamOhSam]

We all like double standards until we're the ones at the bottom.

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

@patrixkJuan It’s more than that, I assure you

[Izzaldin Kadzim @ejulbeen]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

-Ugly people-