Em

Yikes.

[Em @ejune96]

Bitch, I said where is my motherfuckin serotonin???

[Em @ejune96]

@megannn_lynne And the waitress is like 45 and calls you baby? Yeah you’re in the right place

[Em @ejune96]

@megannn_lynne Girl I beg, go south and get some biscuits and gravy with your breakfast 🤤 walking out is hard because you’ll be so full but it’s so worth it

[Em @ejune96]

@penguinenjoyeer “I’ve been great! So good, in fact, that you no longer have job security 😈”

[Em @ejune96]

@alientrashkitty Who else was zooming in looking for the gold and missed the point 😭

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[Em @ejune96]

@AMENARTPOP Very zoomed in but for very lesbian reasons

[Em @ejune96]

@hell_line0 My entire childhood was butter pecan (white af btw mostly Irish) and my papa used to say “because everyone can” but never elaborated. You literally just solved a 29 year long puzzle for me.

[Em @ejune96]

Put her on the runway right now 😭😭

[tirztirz💗 @Azrit_]

I like this!! Y’all would eat it up if Chanel did this on the runway. Hair gems are eating

[Dr Zeddus @DrZeddus]

I genuinely can’t afford to fuck around anymore I see you cowboy Patrick

[Em @ejune96]

This wasn’t even a fight. Polite murder 😭

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

@drevnye_memy You are more than welcome to block me rather than inventing parallel realities in which I am unemployed

[Em @ejune96]

Capitalism, baby!

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

That’s what you voted for Austin! 😂😂😂

[Em @ejune96]

@punishedmother They aren’t wrong…

[Em @ejune96]

@DeeLaSheeArt Can I pay for artwork of me? I’d like to be seen once too ♥️

[Em @ejune96]

@erinmhk Angel 😍

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

Now I get why conservatives were on Biden’s neck about his health this is kinda fun

[Em @ejune96]

@LeoPrince95 You’re so hot 🥵

[Em @ejune96]

I’m by no means capable of being security to a woman like that, but if any of you go protect her, I will protect your children with my life.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Since y’all are so mad that CHP is covering Kamala Harris’ security let me inform you that there are vets of all backgrounds volunteering to do the job and regular Americans in their comments offering to watch their kids and water their plants while they do.

Seethe.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.