Eric Justian

Wise old man in training.

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@Acyn I have not seen a paper straw since kindergarten sucking up chocolate milk from a tiny carton.

Glad we're focusing on issues that won't cost our corporate masters a dime.

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@elonmusk Good, I can feel your anger. Let the hate flow through you.

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Federal Credit Unions are great, but they need a less offensive acronym.

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Does this mean I can start a social media company called Twitter, now?

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Wisteria vs Kudzu

Whichever wins, we lose.

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I find it ironic that Elon Musk remotely issued his statements again working remotely.

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@NelliesNoodles It's 21st century astrology.

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As a father I have found it's good to frequently spew bullshit to your kids. It imbues one of two attributes. Absolute trust in their father's wisdom, or a generalized suspicion of authority.

Either is acceptable.

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What will AI make when it's tired of making its things?

AAI?

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People think I'm bad at chess but I'm just against the patriarchy and defending my queen with my king.

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Listen to my investment advice. If you follow it to the letter, I promise you, I will make me a very, very rich man.

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@MikaelNaramore @GovInslee @les_is_mor Yaaaaaaay!!!!

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AI art is getting better at mimicking the human experience. When it starts to express the AI experience I'll be impressed.

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Spring is in the air. Time to get my beach body ready. I always bring one to the beach so I can look like I'm heroically trying to bring it back to life.

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The problem with Bad Guys With Guns is they draw first.

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Some day when we find an economic model to replace capitalism we will hear stories about how in the old days we had to deal with toilet paper, cream cheese, and Adderall shortages.

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I hear that if a butterfly flaps its wings in St Petersburg it can lead to a hurricane in Savannah. We can't let this go on. We have a butterfly gap. We need more of our own butterflies. More powerful butterflies with bigger wings.

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I want to go to school board meetings where parents are trying to ban books and "accidentally" expose weird fetishes by trying to also ban books that talk about feet or describe eating.

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Excuse me, waiter. But I don't see any corn in this beef.

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@NelliesNoodles I love a good falling asleep in your arms