♰ Sista Jude ♰

Head Chairman of the Dumb Bitch Committee

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

White boys SLAYING 😍😍😍😍

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

Icyyyy ❄️

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

BREAKING: YOUNG THUG IS GOING HOME TODAY WITH 15 YEARS PROBATION

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

@VAPERROR @Popeyes Size matters!!!

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God damn @Popeyes do I look like bubble bass to you???? Tf is this?

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

This is preposterous I hate the Midwest

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

The first time I ever heard my name in a movie in my entire life on this earth and it’s the rich housewife baddie in Saltburn 💅 I know that’s right bitch

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

Christmas fit check ✅

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@rcahill15 I saw this coming 🤦🏻‍♀️

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

If I ever voice an opinion and straight men start agreeing with me like “protect her at all costs” just know that means I was wrong and invalid and I revoke everything I said in the name of Jesus amen 🙏

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

Where can a bitch get ozempic/semiglutide/wegovy for the low it’s an emergency

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

My mounjaro prescription coupon expired I am going to kms fr

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me

[adam22 @adam22]

It’s officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy. I felt a little jealous at first but overall it wasn’t that big a deal. She’s watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it’s never affected our relationship. Sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her career and our business @plugtalkshow ! Overall I’m glad we did it and I’m happy to report her vagina has returned to its original pre-BBC size.

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

We gay af out here

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

Not you having to pretend and fantasize what it would be like to have a husband 😂😂😂😂

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

“Let me ask my husband” ❤️🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

Will one of you gentlemen please marry this one of a kind catch of a woman and use your ultimate power, control, and influence to make her shut the fuck up? Don’t all jump at once!

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

Women will continue to be triggered by me because I’m pointing out that in marriage you’re supposed to give your husband ultimate power, control, and influence.

These women are telling on themselves because they can’t wrestle with the idea of giving that up.

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

This adderall shortage is what I imagine the great potato famine to have been like

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

@rcahill15 Lmaoooo go longhorns!!!

[♰ Sista Jude ♰ @ejvloveee]

If I ever run into Marjorie Taylor Greene it’s on sight