Eddie

Unapologetically blunt and has cute dogs and sexy cars | my thoughts and opinions are not that of my employer

[Eddie @ejw_55]

My dad committed suicide and people still wanna fuck with me and my family. Like no no more

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene

[Eddie @ejw_55]

my toxic trait is throwing my car in sport sharp and thinking i’m a race car driver on every freeway on-ramp

[Eddie @ejw_55]

i just applied for a job @subaruofpdx and instead of using my cover letter i attached a photo of our cars bc a picture is worth a thousand words #shootyourshot

[Eddie @ejw_55]

i have all these friends with like healthy families, parents been together forever, both parents are alive, they talk to their siblings, they have good established jobs, many have their own homes already… not me maybe even never me. I’m so out of place lol

[Eddie @ejw_55]

kids? no thanks i’m too busy parenting my own mom

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is great intentions sabotaged by compulsive inaction.

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

ppl avoid you when they did u wrong.

[Eddie @ejw_55]

spaghetti tastes so much better when you eat it in a white shirt

[Eddie @ejw_55]

When you see a dog hair in the bite of food you are about to take but you just eat it anyways

[Eddie @ejw_55]

Dear men, you can’t be upset about the overturn of roe v wade and then say things like “i will only get a vasectomy when i’m done having kids”. And don’t even start with that purity culture bullshit. fuck you being a woman is hard enough because of you

[Eddie @ejw_55]

cold shower and sit in front of the fan without drying off

[lyssaaaa @alyssakaylan]

if hurting me don’t hurt you, don’t ever tell me you love me

[Eddie @ejw_55]

Petition to put air fryers in all offices and break rooms. My lunches from Trader Joe’s require it and so does my personal job satisfaction

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

[Eddie @ejw_55]

PSA making a “big girl purchase” is not a designer bag… it’s groceries in the fridge, new tires on your used car, therapy, rent paid… idk why society has this all twisted

[Eddie @ejw_55]

I don’t care how old i am, butter noodles are always an acceptable meal

[uncutjahmes @yungfijiwtrjpg]

In need of 3 things:
Ipad
Apple Pencil
Procreate