Eli Wilz

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

I just watched the entire #Indy500 on YouTubeTV only to have it cut to a commercial for Madison College for the finish

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

iPhones are like a choose your own adventure game but the adventure is always you buying something

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Link: https://t.co/wVdt6YU7Oh

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

there are only 6 left in stock so I better order soon

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

every Prime Day I'm reminded that I keep a $10k camera in my cart just incase I ever want to misclick and ruin myself financially

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

@paularambles same thing is true with miller lite

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

@juanivillarejo we build an AI that we ceremoniously delete and wag a finger at every time something bad happens

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

time to update the inventory @Reds @MLB #chaseburns

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

📍Madison, WI

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

@jeskeets knicks

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

Everyone is so self-centered instead of what they should be focused on: me

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

People talk about AI being a “friend” but my real friends would never hesitate to infringe on Disney intellectual property if I needed help designing a birthday card.

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

i'm ready to call it: Elly for MVP

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

@BracketNky the best time to become an Indiana Football fan was 365 days ago, the 2nd best time is now. They've endured decades of disappointment, but the arrow is only going up. The perfect time to get in on the ground floor of something great

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

@clintwinter13 @simonsarris pretty good! I've had 2 pairs for 2+ years, quality has stayed the same. some slight shrinkage probably due to over dryer use

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

call me when AI starts matching and bundling socks

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

sometimes basketball looks stupid as hell

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

I don’t like new years but I hope you all have a great time tonight! 🤣

Tour 🎟️ on https://t.co/GGOKwpkQk9

[Eli Wilz @ejwilz]

I’m a grown man, I shouldn’t be intimidated by a duvet cover