Gazoo

Husband, father, science guy. Enjoys writing fiction & drone flying.
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@mariana057 Try enabling the '5-second rule' on your Roomba. It'll give you a sporting chance.

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@mcsweeneys House of Back Pain

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@mcsweeneys Rash

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@mcsweeneys Keith Suburban

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@mcsweeneys W2

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@mcsweeneys Ben Folds Laundry

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@mcsweeneys 8 PM Oil

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@JDVance1 "...is fundamentally a political question":
100% false, as you of course know.

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@mommajessiec Uh, he knows.

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@EastEndJoe No, I think Magadonian fought MegaShark in one of those movies.

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@perry_ron Blandie

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@perry_ron Snot Patrol

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@jjkeller44 Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special

[Defeat Trump @DefeatTrump_]

Ron DeSantis’ team is attacking us today because he just filed to run for president — and we’re Twitter’s largest anti-DeSantis account with over 37,000 followers.

Let’s show DeSantis how unpopular he is. Can you please RT, ❤️, and follow us so we can reach 45,000 by tonight?

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@DeborahGayleRo1 Nice try, dumbass--of course the door didn't recognize YOUR nutsack biometrics.

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@SunshineJarboly A sure sign he's about to leave the pupal stage and transform into an Extreme adult.
Congratulations!

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@SunshineJarboly ...and just to save, what, $10 on the waffle iron? 🤔

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@im_all_id Wait...the whales are asleep, or the people are asleep? 🙃

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@hilaryluros She misused 'sick in a funny way.
"...security footage shows he didn't "sick (sic) dogs" on the process server."

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@RWJBoon Cinderblocks + pine boards = stereo rack