Emily

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[Emily @ejz19]

@jjmalachi66 @tankcat My husband gets annoyed when people spell his name Jon because he says that’s the name of a toilet. 😂😂🙄😒. Prove to me that the nickname for a toilet is “Jon” and not “John”. 15 years and I’ve still not seen proof. So I tease him every time he makes a deal out of it. 🤷‍♀️

[Emily @ejz19]

@tankcat I’ve been made fun of for worse things than my name...I’d actually be totally cool with that being my only problem.

[Emily @ejz19]

@ShesAllGlowedUp Yeah I laughed. So dumb. He can’t masterbate but she can lay in bed and show her daughter how to use a vibrator? Idiots.

[Emily @ejz19]

@CynicalMother @PageSix I read an article that it’s a common filing in TN because of the type of state they are (can’t remember the term). The TN lawyer said that more than 50% of cases have this filing and means nothing because it’s only for money or child support standings because you get first draw.

[Emily @ejz19]

@NetflixFilm @dog_rates Artemis from Denver.

[Emily @ejz19]

I honestly turned off this show after the intro when she complains about not losing weight even though she’s “not eating”. I just.....I just can’t tonight. Quarantine has killed my bullshit capacity. 🙄🙄🙄#My600IbLife

[Emily @ejz19]

@MsSouthernB4U Yes, I weighed that much at one point and I was way smaller than her. I laughed when she said 320. Whatever lies you tell yourself, Amanda. 🙄😂

[Emily @ejz19]

@whatsursignb Companionship. They’re just lonely.

[Emily @ejz19]

@RealJamesWoods I called my husband an idiot on a Facebook post and I was put in time out for hate speech. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Emily @ejz19]

@Yasss_Hunty @KristinCav

[Emily @ejz19]

@Roxygal31

[Emily @ejz19]

@DurtieButt Damn it. Every time. 😂😂😤

[Emily @ejz19]

@AlbaSouth Is this a sex joke or a store commentary? I’m not that far into the show! 😂😂

[Emily @ejz19]

@itsmygreylife 😂😂damn it. 🤦‍♀️

[Emily @ejz19]

@1patobello New regal theaters and Alamo. They have recliners with pop up tables. It’s insane.

[Emily @ejz19]

So much attitude between these two. Something tells me if there wasn’t a camera they’d be dropping gloves. #HouseHunters

[Emily @ejz19]

@ShesToniBraxton Kind of like her attitude

[Emily @ejz19]

@ShesToniBraxton It’s really bad

[Emily @ejz19]

@aalvt1971 So I don’t have to waste my time on this shit? Great! I’m 30 minutes in and can’t handle this idiot. If nothing is happening then I’m out! ✌️✌️

[Emily @ejz19]

“I’m not getting dinner because we can cook at home”

“I can’t believe you let your wife treat you that way!”.

#my600lblife