Erin McCormick

[suvie @suviesuvorov]

is that tsar nicholas II

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[Erin McCormick @ek_mccormick]

the way white boys treat Japan is how I am with the city of Austin

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Erin McCormick @ek_mccormick]

it has to be a humiliation kink for one or both of them to tweet this

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

[audrey ☻. 🇳🇴 @bi_eraser]

i get emotional thinking about them

[Erin McCormick @ek_mccormick]

do you ever tire of being such an absolute fucking loser

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

In times of split second decision making by our nation’s top leaders — it’s clear which AI our military should be using.

Truth-seeking is @grok’s best feature.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

every time i eat arugula i find its peppery and paper-like-yet-jesterish texture completely delightful, an amazing green for all of us, and we should continue to celebrate it

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

My life for the Cranberry Kingdom

[♱ @jaysxwrldd]

WE NEED MORE FIBER

[cal? @cal_gif]

oh shit man you hit your head pretty hard there are you ok? 2026? president donald trump? Sydney Sweeney 67 labubus? lol what’re you talking about. It’s August 8th 2004, we’re going to be late for our Chicago boat tour, and I heard the dave matthews band is in town and then

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Driving back to Chicago after The Indiana BearCats gave up 48 points in Palantir Financial Field

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

LOVE IS REAL! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!

[Moose @703Moose]

A pickle viking martini and a beautiful date ❤️

[Arlington Now @ARLnowDOTcom]

JUST IN: Rhodeside Grill to close after three decades in business https://t.co/VBSUfXEAx3

[Erin McCormick @ek_mccormick]

sort of my 9/11 to be honest

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨NEWS🚨🚨

The Green Bay #Packers currently have the most players registered as Democrats on their team among all #NFL teams.

Green Bay led all the teams in the league with over 20 of their players registered as Democrats.

(Via VoterHub)

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

Looks like shit, Earth number 1 #teamearth