Evan Pennington

[Evan Pennington @ek_pennington]

Saw the new Spider-Man trailer, felt inspired, and hacked back into my Twitter for the sole purpose of sharing this with @DominicFear. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Twerts.

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster You bet on the wrong pony, Joshie. Thought you could scoop up what remains of Trump’s jaded supporters for your 2024 run, did you? In the meantime, we’ll make sure no one forgets that Josh Hawley is the standard bearer for the #SeditionCaucus #HawleyIsATraitor #HawleySedition

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@CFCJamiee @realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews

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@Crlsqy @realDonaldTrump

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@DanIsuglyy @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE TRUMP!!

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Wait, soooooo it’s not a hoax? Huh. Fascinating.

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@realDonaldTrump Spoiler: nobody likes you. #Biden2020

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@realDonaldTrump I’ll be looking for a “Trump Neckties” factory to open in my neighborhood any day now...yep, any day now...

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@realDonaldTrump BAHAHAHA so, the head of the party of “small government” is now “ordering” private companies to do his bidding? Psh, get over yourself you spray-tanned fuckmuppet.

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@realDonaldTrump BAHAHA YOU WISH DONNY!! That’s actually how many years you’ll spend behind bars after you get thrashed in 2020! #VoteBlueNoMatterWho2020

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My lovely wife graduates with her Masters today! Big shout out to her student mentor! #WGUgrad

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My darling wife,

At dusk we valiantly charged the fields of Bowling Green, and our morale is bolstered. We simply had to evict the enemy CO from a nearby café, engage in public breastfeeding, and the Redhats retreated amid anguished cries of “civility!” #secondcivilwarletters

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@realDonaldTrump Aww, cheer up kiddo. It can’t be as bad as you say. I mean, you still have your job, right? #notallsexualassaulters

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@realDonaldTrump @TIME Please, please give the honor to Robert Mueller. Let us then watch with glee as Trumplethinskin’s head explodes in rage.

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@realDonaldTrump Oh c'mon Trumpty Dumpty. We all know you don't read.

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Summer wardrobe upgrade courtesy of @thetiebar
#tiebarcombo #fentonefloral

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To take a quick poll of student opinions #write2learntweet

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Conquering Mountains of Essays https://t.co/occasiw3VM via @chronicle
#EDUC634