Jake Foster

I make music, write, and do other things. He/him/his.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@GovBillLee @GetSpectrum @ATT Rural internet where I live in Culleoka TN is terrible. We can’t get more than 1Mb download speeds and satellite is pathetic. Please do something about this. We’re behind the rest of the world.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

This shit’s getting out of hand.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@timjacobwise 100% truth.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@CNN Why hasn’t someone taken this fucker out yet?

[Disney @Disney]

"You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter to 3, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast."

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@XXL @IAmKRSOne BDP

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

¡Viva satanas! #hailsatan

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

I’m getting sick of this goddamn traffic. #nashville

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

I wish I made as much money as the rest of my family. They’re always getting to do shit and go cool places and I’m always stuck at home :( #poor #broke

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@RollingStone Oh, it’ll happen. Only hope we have is to keep the house and flip the senate and the senate blocking any Supreme Court appointment Trump makes because Ginsberg probably ain’t gonna make it another 4 years.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

I think I’ll have myself a beer @ReelBigFish

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@Braves I take back everything I said. Hopefully the relief staff is past that him and can keep shutting them down!

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

Hey.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@sean_lasley @Braves I was wrong. You’re never as hard on a team as you are the team you love. I’m just a pessimist. Hopefully the bullpen has snapped out of their funk. They did an awesome job last night!

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

Have fun getting swept @Braves. Worst relief staff in baseball. Not gonna win the division this year. Maybe next year. #mlb #baseball

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@BravesColdTakes @Braves Touché;)

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@hmmmnah1 @petercoffin Oh, it totally is ha. I don’t get it.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@hmmmnah1 @petercoffin My guess is it is because of other factors. Economics, bigotry, foreign policy, etc. For example, my dad believes in climate change and that it is man-made, but will only vote republican because they won’t raise his taxes.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We will go to war with White Nationalism.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@midwestspitfire Channel changer.

[Jake Foster @ekajretsof]

@CNN These cases are in the teens. The teens. This is not statistically significant. Vaping IS safer than cigarettes (of course not completely safe). Stop the propaganda.