jake 🐸ඞ

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[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@DrCameronFetter Inventor of spotify: man i really want to sell advertisements

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

How that first 75° day feels after it’s been 90° and humid for two weeks

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@djodjeee_ Why would anyone feel anything about this when theyre just reheating nachos from 2019

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@sonicfanforeva @twtcorpcase4twt Steam users generally set the tags

[Stanthony Edwardz @StanthonyEdwrdz]

I love Minnesota, I think Minneapolis specifically is legitimately one of the best places to live in the entire country, but the fact that we don’t have a real imax theater is truly a huge L

[⌞🦇⌝ @ephraimwindex]

This feels like a situation where your labor union should be able to step in and advocate on your behalf

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@Phil_Lewis_ What the fuck does “250 years of american predictions” even mean lmao. The company isnt even 10 years old atp

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@DKrist48072 @hornets Naz Reid

[cory @smonkerino]

nigga beating off in black ops 1

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@TheGhoulCity Shouldve been open already

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@hernandy_s Also how is it still shocking to people that actors are like “yeah i want to work on the movies that keep me employed for the next decade”

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Beer.

[jake 🐸ඞ @ekajzx]

@Timberwolves We’ve got indoor/outdoor golf

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

JUST IN: The Timberwolves are “ramping up” their pursuit of LeBron James, per @JonKrawczynski

“The sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe ongoing deliberations, said the Timberwolves have been in contact with James’ representatives with a bold pitch: team up with Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert to go after the kind of championship that could end any discussion about who is the greatest player of all time.”

(https://t.co/d0OkGUo4me)

[The Cash God @DFScashgod]

My hand and my hog the moment that Shams noti hits about Lebron to Minnesota