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I've got the sun on my face and the wind at my back.

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Yikes

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The absolute audacity of political ads to interrupt my endless scrolling through videos of cute animals doing funny things

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Honestly the biggest L from tonight is that when the Chiefs caught the winning touchdown they didn’t cut to Lil Jon yelling “YEAH”

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If #Michigan and the #Ravens both win this year one family will really be Harbaughing all the trophies

I’ll see myself out.

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On a scale of one to Booger McFarland how angry are you right now?

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Cancel the bachelor and make all seasons the @GoldenBachABC

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Nobody:

True crime podcasters after 15 minutes of unrelated banter: “Well, let’s just jump right into it!”

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When your baby doesn’t want to participate in tummy time, @MartinGarrix’s Animals makes a great motivational tool. Follow me for more groundbreaking parenting tips

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Public libraries are a national treasure. I said what I said.

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Messi is so elite compared to this entire league it seems unfair

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A few months ago I found out that not everyone has a running monologue in their heads all the time and it’s just silence and I still wonder about that like twice a week

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Take a drink every time Messi winks and waves at a famous athlete

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Early 2000s alt rock makes appropriate lullabies, right? Asking for a friend

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The strangest thing about buying baby clothes is that they’re all listed as organic… like okay thanks but I’m pretty sure she shouldn’t be eating her onesie or her rocking chair regardless

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We just got in an Uber and our driver decided the traffic was too bad so now we’re just driving the wrong way on a one way street. In downtown Atlanta. So that’s where we’re at

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Honestly one of the most wild things I learned watching #DriveToSurvive was that most of the English speaking world spells it “tyre” and not “tire”

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THE MAN. THE LEGEND. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME #LionelMessi𓃵

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Just went to pick up my to-go order and the guy behind me in lint stood way too close, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I was wearing a perfume

So this is my PSA to NOT. DO. THAT!!!!

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@RowcohEsposito @ScuderiaFerrari @RowcohEsposito @ScuderiaFerrari I BRING GREAT ENERGY!!!!

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A team of professionals can change all the tires on a formula one car in 2.5 seconds but I, a healthcare worker, can change one flat tire in 45 minutes, so if you guys are hiring HMU

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Current mental state: fluctuating between “you are an apex predator, you can kill the cockroach,” and, “this evolutionary genius survived dinosaurs and the atomic bomb, who are you to think you can kill the SOB?”