Emily Bergmann

a dollar late and a day short |🗽🏳️‍🌈 | sorry entertainer | alleged Master | a simple pleasure

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

Just screamed so loud I vibrated a glass I LOVE THE KNICKS

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Just clapped so hard for the Knicks that my running watch thought I was in a car crash

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@spyrocanon I can do most of the songs off We Sing We Dance We Steal Things from memory still

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@spyrocanon I know what you mean but collect your flowers, Doctor!! Already added it to your phone contact

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@emilyagain @UXHenry They didn’t get a permit to operate/stop at pickups!! NYTimes article alludes to it but I just looked at approved permits for last two months and nada

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@jackascak When the hell did you see Ruben Studdard

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@cowboyverismo

[seth @gatorsafterdark]

Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@graceyldn I have a friend who says “oh no sorry, I live here” to every street canvasser lol. Stuns for a second then confuses them immensely

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@robertsietsema @projectpayphone ! Do they have dial tone?

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@disco_martini just DMed you, playing matchmaker for a friend. I think it would be a good set up!

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@d0gtired omg she’s doing The Christmas Shoes https://t.co/EDjJWTfNeI

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@postproctorism lol me too!!!!!

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

I love Jesus but in a musical theater kind of way not a Christian kind of way

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@postproctorism And she’s like 19 in it!!!! Unbelievable.

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@jackcalifano in Boston recently and Fulton Street Mall is basically like if Downtown Crossing sucked even more. was immediately reminded of it. also even more useless since Macy’s closed

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I was waiting for a sign from god

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

A genre-defining masterpiece. The words "alt country" barely describe it

[Emily Bergmann @ekbergmann]

@bfishbfish @gabydvj Try it at Bloomingdale’s and then get it on eBay at cut rate (usually new w tags).