Eli B

🥸 They/She

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

@Improjoe Most social media outlets have banned news sources, because news companies now have to pay to share news and they’ve refused. Time to make some noise. Controlling news sources is fascism at its finest @YourAlberta

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

Yet again, Spotify wrapped is proving that I’m on The Edge. — Thanks @boburnham for spending 442 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to 30. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/auejEwch3r

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

*cuffs jeans* hey, I’m omw to @WINNERS candle section gonna try and find me a wife, wanna go thrifting after? #justlesbianthings

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

Called my banks to reactivate accounts & I referred to dealing with @BMO as “chill” but @TD_Canada as “harshing my buzz”

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

@ShaneLovesGames The teef 😭

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

My dogs self esteem is so low that she doesn’t steal my food when I leave the room, but she does steal the wrappers

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

I think the V part series @LastPodNetwork on MK Ultra is my new friendship test.

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

I miss you.

[Don Iveson @doniveson]

“I would be honoured to be part of a province where no one froze to death, no one died of an overdose, and no one had to choose between rent and groceries.” (From one of the two #ableg essays that did not win a prize recently.)
Bravo, Emelia.

[Brendan Kergin @BKergin]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

I don't know who needs to hear this: 🗣️ The main driver of homelessness isn't drugs or drug use, it's poverty, evictions and lack of access to proper housing.

[Edify Magazine @EdifyEdmonton]

These pancakes jiggle. Try Japanese soufflé pancakes at the newly opened @fuwapancakes on Whyte Avenue. #yeg #yegfood #yegeats
https://t.co/mgANt6PGMu

[Andrew Knack @AndrewKnack]

I’m troubled by this perspective. We have thousands of neighbours living on the streets right now. We also are fortunate to have a large surplus. Why wouldn’t we want to help our neighbours without a house when we are fortunate to have excess revenue? #yeg #yegcc #ableg #abpoli

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

“You must be a liberal!” Lol you wish I was that far right wing.

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

All hail the King

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

As a Canadian, I want you to know that I have a really cozy home that you can stay in for the duration of yeeting unwanted cells from your body. I’m a damn good cook, and Uber fares are on me. #RoeVsWade #RoeVsWadeOverturned

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

@ShaneLovesGames 😂

[Eli B @ekbrookes]

A break from my regular broadcasting to encourage some amaaaaaazing RPG games 💛

[Brandi Morin @Songstress28]

All Indigenous families are affected in one way or another by Indian Residential Schools. I spoke with @ryanjespersen regarding a revolutionary moment in Rome where I understood why my Kohkum always slept with the lights on 💔🙏🏾

[Shane Loves Games @ShaneLovesGames]

This is the best dog ever.