emily

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

"what's your blood type?"

idk, boiling.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[Dani Bar-Lavi @dblfluidity]

It’s so great that Kim Caldwell called her team quitters and then they all said “bet” and quit

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Pollen allergies are the result of too many male trees and not enough female trees. So once again, men.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Coach Dan Mullins @CoachMullinsPhD]

Absolute WORST feeling in the world for any coach.

Me: hey (athlete) how far is mom/dad?
Athlete: I don’t know.
Me: …umm what do you mean you don’t know?…
Athlete: blank stare

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[Donald @losomros]

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[🍁 @72Breezy]

makes sense check the rest of them

[ひ @yungnstackin]

sometimes when i'm reaping i'm like damn wtf did i sow

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

my strange addiction, but it's just my taste in men

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

There’s no way I’m working to 65. I don’t even know if I’m going to make it to 5pm today.