KemKem☘️

A Nigerian who hates Nigeria more than the average Nigerian

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@_Chidiebere__ @WizzyNiyz @Themrbachelor You witnessed a coffin being exhumed?

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

So there’s no permanent cure for this thing?
I’ve struggled with this for almost half of my life.

Anyway, it’s a little consolation to find out it’s not a peculiar problem

[Madam Chi @IfeakanduChisom]

Girlies with allergic rhinitis!

How are we coping oh!

Because Rainy season, Dry season, AC, Fan, smoke, perfume, food, dust! Everything is irritating me!

I was just making up to head out and got a trigger. Now I’ve wiped my face and I’m tearing up, my nose won’t let me. 😫

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@etee018 Go for another round of sleep

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@_Krisy_le @_g_eminil You see the time I’m replying?
It shows am serious about sleeping the weekend away😂

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@Ruky_Baby27 @Onomz_D1 “Most of them” as per you are an hermaphrodite

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@E_____ooh Uwooh 😂

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@BadmanFreke Help will come sooner than later🙏

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@Sisi_Yemmie Yass a truthful queen i stan

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

Gee ho vah mudim

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

Apparently, if you want to be as white as snow, these are the drugs for you. 😭

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

I’m using my best years(twenties) to suffer
#sendhelp

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

You say we are worshiping an invisible God that presumably lives in the sky and that we are living in our own folly. We know. Leave us alone

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@TiebetEkandem “God of Elijah send down fire”

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@willie_jay48 @Quo_Riri You are taking AI’s translation as truth?

Anyway, rotten head in ibibio is mbiara iwod or mbiara ekod

[Gail 🦩 @nonsothegirlx]

Imo Igbos should go back to using Igbo words for things. We call udara “agbalumo”, because we grew up hearing it called that in Lagos. Years from now they’ll tell us that we never had udara until they gave it to us. Call it Ichafu and udara, etc.

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

@Okcenuno @BobMfonmma It’s drizzling

[J’Dess @officialjdess]

Before ALA meets the world, I’m inviting you to experience it first.

A night of music, stories, love, growth, motherhood, identity and everything that inspired this body of work. Come listen, connect, and step into the world of ALA before its official release.

📅 Thursday, 24th September 2026
⏰ 7PM Prompt
📍 His Dulce Apartments, 4 Ligali Ayorinde Street, VI, Lagos

RSVP: https://t.co/0XRQpzCuLi

Come experience ALA with us.
The journey begins here. 🌍

Powered by Off Records & Creative Catalyst by Chinyelli Deborah

#Jdess #ALATheEP #ALA #ListeningParty

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

Oh wow

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

OH LORD! 'Baywatch' star Thaddeus LaGrone looking hot on #EMMYs red carpet. 🔥

[KemKem☘️ @EkeminiNed]

Used to ? I still do
And if you want it a little more gourmet, you add crayfish and onions to the oil
Chefs kiss

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

We really used to put salt inside palm oil and eat it with yam.