Eli™

be your own slice of universe

[Eli™ @ekephy]

"out of weed" a poem by me:

what is a man who smokes weed when he has no weed to smoke? still a man, nonetheless but he really wants to toke.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[as employees wrestle me to the ground so i can’t lick the belt sander] oh so i guess home depot has gone woke now

[Eli™ @ekephy]

John Wick (2014)

[Roger @iamtherog]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show that started *the same year as The Office* and features characters who are *deliberately the worst humans to ever be featured on a mainstream TV show* is still producing new episodes.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

it's so cute that cats have their own version of weed

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

My Baal mural is ruined. Fountain of Moloch, ruined. Exterior of hexing shrine, ruined. This country is truly falling apart.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood

Kanye West: I love Hitler

[Eli™ @ekephy]

and ive watched it every year as a tradition ❤️

[VAULT96283 @VAULT96283]

Yes, Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.
#MakeRaimiSpiderMan4

[Eli™ @ekephy]

your god isn’t real and the rules you think theyve reigned over all living creatures is bullshit. you’re living a delusion and it’s sickening to watch.

[Dr. Theron Sherman 🖊️ (Site-42) @site_42]

Welp, it was nice knowing you all.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Cancel culture is the biggest issue in America. And that's why Dave Chappelle and Louis CK were nominated for grammys, every canceled conservative is on TV talking about how they're canceled, and the impeached and under investigation former President just got his Twitter back.

[Cursed Arts @CursedMedias]

Fuck you it's free

https://t.co/btcbLatWpU

[Erick Khan @erickkhan]

i think you either smoke to get high, or smoke to feel numb

I love packin’ a bowl or taking a dab; they make me less stressed and therefore more efficient and it adds to my day

too many people smoke just to mask some shit!

fix your mental & the weed will hit different 💚🙏🏼

[Eli™ @ekephy]

me too, rats

[Eli™ @ekephy]

average lifted truck driver

[🔥🧟‍♂️ @2Wild2Crazy]

poor tree

[🔥🧟‍♂️ @2Wild2Crazy]

happy veterans day

[Joji On Tour @jojiontour]

soundcloud user chloeburbank has made it to madison square garden.