I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
These mother fuckers. All of them. Morons. They’ll be the reason everything gets shut down - because adults can’t make decisions for themselves. They have to be forced.
Nashville, New Orleans, Australia, New Zealand for my next Stand-Up Dates on my #LifeWillBetheDeathofMe tour. For all tickets 👉🏼 https://t.co/M2AsAo0GBZ
“Hello, I’m a Target. You may know me from my greatest hits including: “I only need one thing.” “This is only a dollar?!” “I should’ve grabbed a cart.” and “Thanks, I got it from Target."