@WG_RumblePants Sure, Rumble, but when the first ball of a test match bounces twice on the way to the keeper. The phrase 'you only had one job' comes to mind.
@glurcher@NickFriend1 'Excessive turn' defined as 'too much spin for batters developed playing in pyjamas on roads to handle with inferior technique'. Can't wait for next tour to the sub-continent.
@WG_RumblePants What's the matter with a hard-fought draw? What's more soulless than one of those one-sided T20s where the commentators insist on telling us when a side needs 80 from 30 balls with 8 down 'there's all to play for' when only one result is possible?
'But it was like a man who had lost his legs to a crocodile on Monday winning a pair of slippers on Thursday. Nice. But not terribly useful.' @GeorgeDobell1 I'm still cleaning the tea off my keyboard.
Already got my £29.99 year's worth with this. 🤣😍
'But the Titanic's maiden voyage started pretty well, too. It departed on time. It was making good speed. The food, apparently, was terrific. All anyone remembers of that journey is the bit with the iceberg'. - @GeorgeDobell1