the horniest dream☆．。．: *･°

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

welcome to my twt! v horny. v stupid. 🔞minors DNI🔞
basic info:
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list of works:
♢ ao3: https://t.co/H20BfdfyIt

u can ask me any questions: nsfw or not, go wild:
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have fun!

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

@sunfishsquid i open twitter for once and this greets me... brb booking a flight to germany

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

i was about to go to sleep when i realized i never wrote timestop au... aka time freezes, yjh can mess with kdjs body with no resistance. fuck him, impregnate him, stuff him full of semen. when time restarts, all the sensations accumulate at once.

adds to wip list ... goodnight

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

his existence is so dependent on wos.. that whatever makes kdj happy couldn't be real. kdj literally denied his happiness out of existence... i hate the 4th wall so much. ok im done

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

sad orv ramble // kdj's 4th wall serves to separate reality from fiction-- a wall-- which is why yjh was never able to reach his sponsor until the paradoxes occured. but! kdjs presence in the 0th & 1864th round means he can interact with "fiction" as he wishes.

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

in conclusion. kdj is so depressed he thinks happiness only exists in fiction. and in the process further alienated him from the 1864th round... because there's no way a happy kdj exists, even in his dreams.

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

@sp_simp this is such a cool au!!! doggo yjh 🥺 i actually wonder if kdj ever got scarred by the size of his ... anyways. kdj is marked by yjh forever 🥰 loved this story thank u

[kima 🪦🦑💦 @sp_simp]

They were legends. Stories out of children's books. Monsters with long teeth and sharp claws, waiting in the dark for their prey. Predicting death.

'Are they real?' was a known question. Humans gradually accepted, the night's creatures were amongst them.
https://t.co/2J2qO5LGk0

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

@lazy_pot you're absolutely valid.... when u die, tell me from heaven how kdjs ahegao face looked like pls

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

yjh wearing the cursed ahegao hoodie but its all different pics of kdj's ahegao face he took when they fucked send tweet

[the horniest dream☆．。．: *･° @ekideme]

@mccuckingyjh i was at work !!

[lola @grlworldsupreme]

TOOK ME OUT

[Afire @muranzx]

ooc大王来也！

[✦Aesopupupu✦ @hana97_58]

I'm sorry teacher, I should have done my homework but I can't focus on doing it 🥲
Because YJH is an tsundere idiot
#omniscient_reader #중혁독자

[😓 @jd_pkz]

in-scenario au where kdj is hit by a tsundere curse. just like the returnee scenario, everything that comes out of his mouth will be altered... but in typical tsundere fashion.

[kima 🪦🦑💦 @sp_simp]

kdj (19 yo student) finds himself one morning in his 15yo body inside the fantasy world from a novel he read.

the plot : the protagonist is the prince of a kingdom ruled by a very shitty king (his father). The old geezer has a lot of consorts and that resulted in

[tröll grl ⎕ @trollgxrl]

People who are not afflicted by mental illness are so funny. They’re literally just like, “don’t let things get to you” lmao

[nona⭐ @nonpoppie]

[ orv ] + joongdok stupids from my priv 😔