Ellen Kilchermann

panty stain

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

When I was 16 I was still dating boys

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

.@SpeakerPelosi: It's "really important" to lower the voting age to 16.

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@camaronlyle03 Sounds like she shouldn’t be your gf🫠

[martha @mxmsworld]

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But stop vaping lol

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@Mariagrg14 You’re old

[Lauryn @lwisner44]

get a guy who says “I’m sorry I didn’t see it that way but I can understand why you would” when you tell him you’re upset instead of one who gets defensive and makes excuses

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@Mariagrg14

[faith @faiththegemini]

I SAID where the fuck all our money go 😂😂

[Kenzie Johnston @McKenzieJohnst4]

I’m sorry I’m late I had to flick my bean

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@McKenzieJohnst4 Story of my life

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@McKenzieJohnst4 I mean mine is... right @Mariagrg14 ?

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

It’s a glass of wine to keep her sane, and I love the sound of her full name

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Night drinking is for 25 and under.. Only invite me to day functions that I can leave by 8pm and have sex by 9 and be sleep by 10pm

[d ☆ @itsxdianaa]

maybe the Starbucks is addicted 2 me

[Ingrid Guthrie @IngGuthrie]

I thought this very beautiful.

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

@KenzieGreenhoe You dont my guy. You look great!

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

Raise your hand if you’re ready to float the river with a beer in your hand and the sun toasting u

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

She left her car keys at her house. An hour away. Again, my bad. Definitely should have remembered them for her

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

Reasons my girlfriend is dramatic: a series

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

I didn’t know where HER things were and she NEEDED them NOW

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

I slowed down to take a 90 degree angle turn, it woke her up from her nap. My bad, next time we will take that bitch full speed

[Ellen Kilchermann @ekilch5]

I won’t buy her Starbucks at 9pm after I bought her dinner today. She guesses she will just die