Elizabeth Kingston

A writer some days, cranky all the days.

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

Oh I forgot to tell the tattered corpse of Twitter (man I miss what this place used to be) that my book is out now, here you go:
https://t.co/H3hrBd6KWa

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

"I need AI to help me write because it's hard and not everyone is able" writing is supposed to be miserable, if you need a crutch that's what substance abuse is for, sylvia plath would choke you to death with her bare hands and edgar allan poe would use your skull as a bong

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

You know what, I get it

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

@SusanneLord ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

@cmhrose ❤️❤️❤️

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

@kennedyrwrites ❤️❤️❤️

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

Greetings to ye, haunted shell of Twitter, I have a new book available for pre-order!

Link: https://t.co/H3hrBd6KWa

[Elizabeth Kingston @EKingstonBooks]

@CRRutledge2 ❤️❤️❤️

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

it should be exactly this level of pure adoration always do not settle for less

[trash jones @jzux]

doing taxes this year feels extra shitty. like ooh yay time to donate my money to the war crimes factory

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Reading that the economy is good while perusing 1 bedroom apartments being rented for 5,000 dollars a month and looking at jobs that pay 31,000 dollars a year.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

This is the MLK I swear y’all are talking about

[Michael Magee @michaelmagee__]

Blinne Ní Ghrálaigh was inspired to become a lawyer after learning about Majella O’Hare, a 12 y/o child from Armagh who was shot in the back & killed by a British soldier in 1976

She went crying to her mother and her mother said, ‘Do something about it’

Now look where she is

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

taught my dad what “serving cunt” means yesterday. i realized i created a monster when he started saying “that was NOT serving cunt” every time somebody on his sports team did something wrong

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you think the nativity guys ever hung out again. having beers like haha remember when we saw that baby

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

[John “Rock & Roll” Tolkien @jrockandrollt]

Answering emails like Slavoj Zizek until 2024

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

not a single soul has said 2024 gon be their year yall finally learned yall lesson i see