Chris Calogero

Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard https://t.co/aVAfGGMTEV via @funnyordie

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My man rocking that Jets cap, baby! Vinny!

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋

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The world is truly testing Wisconsin’s drinking ability this week.

[Rick Katschke @hostandguest]

Billy Evans will throw out the first pitch of game 2.

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Just saw Whalefall and now I charge my friends, family, and all of you to please ensure I never get swallowed by a whale. Thanks in advance!

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Has an actor ever dealt with as many tentacles in one year as Austin Abrams has in 2026?

[Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18]

#CanusaStreet continues to stay timely and in the news…

[Cinephilia, anti-authoritarianism, & fuck AI @CCinephilia]

Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft.

#FuckAI

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Goodnight to Devils fans and Devils fans only.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

The gay kid in class during the classroom scene in Hocus Pocus

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CEO gives a pep talk to his team! He got a 589 million dollar bonus for interacting with these peasants!

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Serving sizes and cereal

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Apparently not only am I NOT in the running to be the new Bond but I need to “stop sending audition tapes to MGM cause at a certain point it constitutes harassment” and “get over the idea of an Italian American version who’s just a neighborhood agent guy”

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My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it
“It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com

“A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”

[P.J. Marino 🎃👻 @pjmarino1]

Hey all. My movie CAPTAIN TSUNAMI can now be seen for free on the Roku Channel. Please check it out so we can get some algorithm love. Thanks! https://t.co/1iOw7oTsZX

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Billion dollar idea: an Airbnb with one actual useable knife in it.

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They say don’t bring a knife to a gun fight but what if it’s a really cool knife with an awesome jewel encrusted handle and everyone is like “wow that’s a cool knife,” then instead of there being a gunfight at all you now have some new knife friends.

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A pair of siblings who own rival river tubing companies must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town. A comedy pilot set in the world of competitive lazy river tubing. #Screenpit #Co #Sitcom #comedy

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@DellGrifith1 Thanks my friend!!

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Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it

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Jokes about my wife