Alex Gardes

Stand up comedian, grim faced pilot, insecure connoisseur, joke
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If you're not thoroughly researching the symptoms of terminal diseases, are you even committed to having anxiety?

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@NerdeenKiswani Not your dhimmi 😎

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@EthanLevins2 You should stand trial for treason and be locked away for life

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@EthanLevins2 You know who doesn’t have debt? Girls who are able to get on Only Fans to pay for college. Suck on that, bitch! 😜

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@EthanLevins2 Israel doesn’t have ideological global conquest ambitions. Nor does Israel threaten to destroy countries with nukes.

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@EthanLevins2 Sybau

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@muhammadshehad2 Why did you strip your Jews of rights and expel them from your lands? And yet you take no accountability for this. And now you are surprised we no longer wish to live under you as Dhimmis?

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@NerdeenKiswani Still struggling with the humiliation of not ruling over Yahudi? 😂

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@hasanthehun @JonesHowDareYou You’re really struggling with this whole Jews not being dhimmis thing, huh

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@chris_seattle @realajedelman Maybe because Jews rightfully don’t want to live under Islam, genius!

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@Olivia_Reingold @TheFP I declare my everlasting scorn and hostility to the left

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@HashimBarre9 @AlexBarnicoat_ It’s funny how you useless twats can’t get your shit together enough to defeat a tiny country. #notyourdhimmi

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@bassem_youssef9 I’d say it’s more Marxist’s and Islamists

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My daughter wanting to know why is Australia at war with Iran?!

WTF do I say?

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@Remroum The Islamists need to feel more humiliation as their efforts to destroy Jews are constantly thwarted.

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@Remroum Then go do something ытсн. Israel exists because her enemies are too incompetent to do anything. The Zionists will always be twenty steps ahead. That’s what happens when you go against people who live to create.

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@Remroum They’ll be safe because you idiots will never get your shit together to be able to destroy Israel. Clown

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@academic_la Get fucked you pathetic dhimmi

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@BenFRubinstein @academic_la Nope. We need to hold Islamists responsible for their behavior, and spreading teachings that it’s okay to kill Jews. No appeasement. We are not dhimmis.

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@RecTheRegime Lol! Okay. So the Qataris and IB can rule over you? Strange choice.

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@NerdeenKiswani Here's the underlying issue. We don't care to live under Islam. We weren't safe because you never considered us equals or fellow citizens. That's why there's Israel. Jews don't want to live under you. Full stop. That's all it comes down to.