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[emaan @ekkk567]

Ima do a thread of uni moments over the past three years for me , myself and I😋

[ags @agstkd]

World Cup is fun, but i miss Manchester United

[chris @ATR3lDES]

his response to every error being “its a perfect world” sends me 😭😭

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Harry Maguire is breaking my heart

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”

[•ilayda @sehirmarsda]

Çok tatlı bi açıklama ya bayıldım ashdhjsjxjdjjğsksjjdaşlsk

[E Litty 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @iinfluencedyou]

I hope $$$4U doesn’t think I’ve abandoned it.

[NAUDIA @naudiad_]

call my phone and say you NEED ME BABY

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

the universe has officially picked a side 🦉

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

To all celebrating Eid al-Adha — wishing you a joyful Eid ✨

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

same guy who made passionfruit made whisper my name and one clown somewhere will say drake sounds the same

[Li na🌸 @vahphor]

On a recent podcast, Lil Wayne was asked Drake or Kendrick Lamar. He replied:

“If we’re talking awards, it’s Drake. But if we’re talkin’ bout hits, numbers, versatility, stadiums, longevity, and global impact? it’s still Drake. That’s my lil bro. Period.”

[goal digger @1doubleC]

this ain’t enough, say fuck Kendrick right now

[𝐕𝐈 @6uhle]

this is so poetic after that whole Big 3 chat, now niggas gotta watch Drake BEING number 1, 2 AND 3 😭😭😭😭😭

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Carrick announced the same day Pep is leaving

[anj @bxnksii]

forget this rubbish. united household only