ill rat 🐀

curious by nature

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

I am scruffy looking and up to no good

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

men get into birding and pretend like it’s hard.. show me any animal and I can tell you with 100% certainty if it’s a bird or not

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

men prefer shaved bush because it reminds them of the gentle scruff of their homeboys beard

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

getting my pussy ate on my period call that marinara trench

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

shaving my whole body for nosferatu

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

repeating “fear is the mind killer” over and over again when the masseuse starts touching my feet

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

shaving my whole bush for nosferatu

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

halting the bard from coming into my tavern because I don’t want to hear all that nonsense

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

Mango smoothie from mcdonalds. I’ve never even tasted one, yet I desire it. Must we always want more than we have? Is human greed truly immeasurable?

[Maggie 🦢 @trumanslack]

“you better not be romanticized american presidential candidate matty healy when i get home” me:

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

weed is my arch nemesis

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

weed no. 1 public enemy

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

If I’M Barbie… and SHE’s Barbie…..WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE ???!!

[phee 🕊️ @PhoenixTesni]

when i'm cozy in bed and it starts pouring hard outside, this is who i become

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Azealia banks always knows what to say

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

would the Park limit the number of ducks you could See at the pond? no , that’s Why they’ve been in business So long

[ill rat 🐀 @ekkoterraria]

what do you even do if you’re at the tavern and your song on the jukebox flops