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cannoli’s mom

[em @ekmaltese]

@_JasmineCherie Dusty crusty and musty!! No way to go through life!!

[em @ekmaltese]

Why is everybody’s son so DUSTY?

[em @ekmaltese]

If ozempic is legal why can’t I have a caffeine iv

[em @ekmaltese]

I’m so excited for the fair!! Doechii?? Salt n pepa?? Rebecca black!?!

[em @ekmaltese]

My drag name is DaBella DaBall

[em @ekmaltese]

If I slept w your ex and then you sleep w my ex that cancels each other out and actually means we’re dating now probably

[sage, abysswalker @seventhssage]

I have not heard ONE cicada yet this summer I’m about to start swinging

[em @ekmaltese]

No babe I love how you drive slow in the left lane!

[em @ekmaltese]

Why isn’t managing period symptoms/side effects more of an importance in our society? I’m taking zofran and hydrocodone and am still nauseous and in pain that’s unacceptable.

[em @ekmaltese]

Uh ohhhhh I’ve redownloaded the siiiiims

[em @ekmaltese]

Everyday at 4pm cannoli comes and sits on my lap so I think I should be allowed to go home then

[em @ekmaltese]

I have become the youtube boyfriend

[em @ekmaltese]

I really miss when coffee could make me feel something

[em @ekmaltese]

Noodle house is STILL the best restaurant in syracuse!! No one compares

[em @ekmaltese]

I think if I did nothing my eyebrows would grow down and connect to my mustache

[em @ekmaltese]

@silk_siobhan Store hours should be 5am-9am then 5pm-midnight!!!!!

[em @ekmaltese]

@frogprinceali I don’t think so🩷

[em @ekmaltese]

No I love the bbq air it doesn’t worry me at all

[em @ekmaltese]

@oatmilkshorty White Gladis forever