The Cook (CFC)

Football Memes and Extended Updates

[Futy chels @FutyChels]

🚨🎙️Xabi Alonso:

“I’ve made one thing very clear to every player in this squad: if you don’t want to play for Chelsea, the door is open. Anyone who wants to leave will be sold before the transfer window closes. I only want players who are ready to fight for this badge, give everything on the pitch, and put the club above themselves.

So don’t be surprised if you see a lot of players leaving this transfer window. We’re building a team full of players who are committed to Chelsea and willing to give everything for this club.”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I will wake up tomorrow with same mood as I did today. I did my best”.

“I won three titles with Portugal, before me it was ZERO titles. I can only be happy”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Tyrique George to Everton, here we go! Deal sealed between all the parties including player side.

£18m fixed fee, £6m add-ons and 15% sell on clause for Chelsea. Long term deal for George.

#CFC mantain eccellent relationship with #EFC and with Tyrique.

[OB @CFC_OBED]

🚨❌I’m sad for Coaches, who have been eliminated like Ancelotti ,

They will have more chances in future ”

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨LATEST: This farmer is going viral for his godlike control over his chickens that surround him on his command.

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

29 goal contributions without a single penalty. João Pedro is different. 🥷

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Goals at the World Cup:

Raphina - 0
Igor Thiago - 0
Hendrick - 0
Endrick - 0
Ederson - 0
Rayan - 0
Bruno Guimaraes - 0
Danilo - 0

Estevão- 0
Joao Pedro - 0

[Juez Central @Juezcentral]

Al jugar en la selección, Erling Haaland le hizo una petición especial a la Federación: que incluyeran el apellido "Braut" en su camiseta. Por eso es Braut Haaland.

Braut el apellido de su madre Marita, que fue atleta profesional, múltiple campeona de heptatlón en Noruega.

Erling siempre ha dicho que su amor por el fútbol vino por su padre ex futbolista, pero que su disciplina y estado físico vino de su madre Marita. Mezcla perfecta para crear un monstruo del fútbol.

Homenaje a mamá🫶

[Juanma Romero @Guardiolato]

Con Salzburg:
👤 27 partidos
⚽️ 29 goles

Con Dortmund:
👤 89 partidos
⚽️ 86 goles

Con City:
👤 198 partidos
⚽️ 162 goles

Con 🇳🇴:
👤 54 partidos
⚽️ 64 goles

En Champions:
👤 58 partidos
⚽️ 57 goles

En el Mundial:
👤 4 partidos
⚽️ 7 goles

Es un absoluto escándalo.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

This is the moment Haaland blessed my camera by celebrating at my side at HT.

#FIFAWorldCupWithPooja

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

🚨🎙️Haaland :

“I would love to meet Cristiano Ronaldo and tell him that I'm a footballer thanks to him.”

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

Cristiano Ronaldo: “Ustedes (prensa) están con muchas ganas de que me retire. Ya llegará el día… Te voy a ser sincero, pase lo que pase mañana, saldré con la consciencia muy tranquila. No juego por necesidad, JUEGO POR PASIÓN. ME ENCANTA JUGAR FÚTBOL”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I value those fans that simply LOVE me and the team, without thinking about the others. I thank them for the support”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👋🏼🇳🇴 Erling Haaland on Instagram.

[𝗠𝗕𝗥. @absolutkylian]

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo sobre as críticas de Henry e Ibrahimovic:

🗣️: Eu vejo o que eles dizem sobre mim e não me importo com eles para ser honesto. Meu trabalho é marcar gols e é isso que tenho feito.

Eles podem dizer o que quiserem, eu marquei mais gols desde que completei 30 anos do que eles marcaram em toda a sua carreira.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

You can’t leave your best player at home and expect to make it out of the round of 16

[The Cook (CFC) @ekpelibethe3rd]

@erling @iAttajiry Ihu efi n’ozubulu. Your face show Halla Halla!!

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’m not the player I was before, but… I keep scoring goals. And I hope to score tomorrow”.

“If I can’t score, it will be another teammate to score and we hope to go to the next round. The mission is to advance, not for me to score”.