Emma

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[LIZZO @lizzo]

SERVING CUNT IN A LIZZO WAY🐾

[LIZZO @lizzo]

When was the last time you said something kind about yourself?

Thank you Pittsburgh💖

[Emma @eks1123]

@antcheto @johndev47391291 @awwknz Lol @antcheto you really are missing out on some drama lol 😂

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

a buzz is just a sky-purr

[Emma @eks1123]

@lizzo YAASS QUEEN ❤️❤️

[Rod @justme_rod]

Mentally I can only handle one task per day so choose wisely

[Rod @justme_rod]

I would like to wear a sweater and pick an apple

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not to be a bitch but I’m very into drinking water and laying down.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

how do you talk to a conservative republican how how

[Eric Rosen @erosen1]

Dear Republican men opposed to student debt forgiveness because it's unfair to those who already paid:

No Viagara for you.

Limp dick men just like you, before the blue pill was invented, had to suffer -- so too should you.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Just a reminder that the entire student loan industry is a corporate scam foisted on vulnerable children to permanently entrap them into debt.

Thanks to @NikkiGlaser for helping us tell Sallie Mae's super-villain origin story:

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

I’m ready for hoodies and cold nights.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

T E E F

[Big Brother @CBSBigBrother]

Here it is folks, meet your #BB24 houseguests! We've got a full house this year 😉 Get strapped in for a turbulent summer. 🌴

[Lauren C. Taylor @elleceetee]

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times.

[ygkristos @YGkristos]

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…