Stervanger

Fok U, met 'n hoofletter fók.

[Stervanger @eksoordit]

@MbalulaFikile @RobbyWatkins9 gah imagine if a white person posted this about Mandela or such..

[seep @Mtshizz]

😂😂😂😂“@MbalulaFikile: You must think Twitter is your inheritance from your ancestor Verwoerd - sit down https://t.co/NhlcXQQVmu”

[Stervanger @eksoordit]

Late night @ the office ☆★ @ Potchefstroom https://t.co/p1jZSyRKoe

[pretensie prinses. @Dis_die_prinses]

Ek love hoe meeste hoërskole hulle eie meme pages begin maak. Dit wys die een skool is maar net so erg soos die ander een.

[El Mago de Madrid @junaidtheblur]

I hate when I'm looking for something, and someone asks "where did you put it?" UHM MAYBE IF I KNEW I WOULDNT BE LOOKING YOU DOM NAI

[pretensie prinses. @Dis_die_prinses]

As ek nog een bio lees met "papercut survivor" in, gaan ek death by papercuts op myself gaan.

[menswees @Leloparadise]

Ek mag dalk befok raak vir jou maar ek sal jou nooit los nie, ek los nie mense nie & ek dink dis hoekom dit so baie seermaak as mense my los

[X @walliesta]

If our economy keeps suffering like this we're gonna have to ask Lesotho and Swaziland to start paying rent.

[unfortunately sven @svenmeyerrr]

Me: yasis, my laptop is in it's poes.
Me: daddy, I really need new shoes.

[Stervanger @eksoordit]

@Wezo92 showww

[AC @AaronCandy]

Hahaha remember the BBM days where someone would go 'bc my pin need new contacts' and you'd be like alright and only bc it to them😂😭🐍

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

I wish I could talk to animals so I can actually talk to my family.

[frostandfurious @Nick_Frost]

You can be the calmest person on earth but an Afrikaans bedroom will always be kamer.

[Thingolicious🌈 @ZeeRight]

I'm surprised iPhone users buy data like us, you'd think Apple would make special iData for them which can only be purchased at Woolworths 😩