Emily Southard

i'm pissed off, funny, and warm; i'm a good man in a storm

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

i'm a firm believer in the oxford comma right up until i'm writing a grant and i'm over character count, then they're the first thing to go

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

i read that book in fourth grade and while i did not like it i do reference it more than any other assigned reading from elementary school

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

a resolution i can get behind for the new year

[trash jones @jzux]

excited to make bigger, weirder mistakes in the new year

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

What’s in and what’s out for 2023

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

@amandamull the death of vivek oji - highly recommend

i also re-read the his dark materials series and was amazed by how much of it i probably didn't grasp when i read it in elementary school

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

i’ve found the corner of the internet with the rug cleaning videos and i’m just gonna hang out here in my new happy place for a while

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

it's giving...tuesday 💅

between internet culture and nonprofit work (and the pandemic), my brain is broke. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't support your local nonprofit (and, by association, your favorite nonprofit worker 😁) on this #givingtuesday

[Classical Uprising @classicaluprise]

It's #GivingTuesday! People all over our planet are coming together to envision a better world. For us, that means more access to vibrant, soul-centering music that cultivates community. Help us make this world possible by making a gift to Classical Uprising today (link in bio)!

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

at their very best

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

what's neat about daylight savings is my sister dropped me off at 1:30am on sunday but she lives an hour away so i waited up to make sure she got home ok and i STILL went to bed at 1:30am

what's not neat is the seasonal depression

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

this painting thing was literally a plot line on arthur

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Until last week, nobody realised this abstract painting in Germany had been hanging upside down for 75 years.

How did that happen?!

Well, the answer has something to do with this 3 million year old pebble...

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

some of my finest work

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

goals (adirondack chair, sunny garden, no skin problems)

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

also in eighth grade two idiots blew up a toilet while most of our year was gone on a field trip, that one was easier to figure out whodunnit...

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

three (?) seniors got suspended my sophomore year for freezing the locks and piling snow in the doorways to manufacture a snow day. eventually admin figured out who it was and suspended them, which just made them legendary

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

existential angst Smashmouth
🤝
the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

we have reached that special time of year where birkenstocks and bean boots both feature heavily in my shoe rotation

[Emily Southard @eksouth99]

@obaileyobrien and i refer to this as “the devil’s nap”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what is it about the 4-6pm nap that makes you wish you never fucking existed when you wake up