I SWEAR I put my headphones in my purse before I went to the beach yesterday and now they’re gone but I didn’t even use my purse while I was at the beach. Now I have to go to the gym without headphones like a FUKIN PEASANT
A bottle of wine exploded in my dad’s house and wow it was literally like helping clean up a crime scene. I’m so glad I was there to help, what a mess.