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what it do

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I’m just a girl 🩷

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me on my phone knowing i have to be up by 6 am

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“i had 50 in my account, i spent 30 so i should have 20”

bank balance: -$256

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Man Finds Snake 🐍 inside Toilet in Texas & gets Bit by it🤕 Y’all be safe out here 🙏🏾

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

gn

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

knowing what i feel but can’t express it

[𖤐 @holdupshwty]

Me: “Bring a jacket”

Her: “No I’ll be fine”

Her 20 minutes later:

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Don’t compare the queen to a Ho that could’ve jumped out the window & escaped her whole life but waited til she seen a nigga to encourage her.

[✱ @moneyjumpin]

u guys need to stop listening to music with your eyes

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“always start ur day with a positive attitude”

me at 7 am:

[🦢 @kayswan_]

me: i just smoked

IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"

me: bro it was fucking crack

*dies of crack overdose*

*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*

me: holy shit wtf happened

paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂

me: damn. where my crack at tho

paramedic: *dies*

me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂

other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack

me: bruh

other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack

me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life

paramedic: why shouldn't i?

me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA

rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke

me: yeah

jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m

me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???

el chapo: did someone say crack?

the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER

el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

The End.

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

real

[Couples 🎀 @CouplesNotez]

Late night drives 😩