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[Steel Industry Drunk @HillbillyExec]

Stoner:
-gay
-retarded
-porn addict
-poor

Alcoholic:
-family man
-pillar of the community
-beautiful wife
-patriot
-rich

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Whenever you're having a bad day, remember:
There is a guy who is going through the same thing you are, but with a fat girlfriend.

[Harrison @HPwhufc]

The whole country is about to feel the disappointment of being a West Ham fan

[s @NotBraden6]

Dit heeft mij geradicaliseerd.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Men only have one thing on their mind and it’s fucking disgusting

[H @el18403741]

Unbelievably based

[just matt @questionableway]

apparently the indonesian civil code was just never translated post independence. so despite the fact that approximately 0.0% of indonesians are dutch speakers, indonesian magistrates/jurists basically have to speak dutch & it remains the language of legal interpretation

[saila @sailaunderscore]

30 is so so young, incredibly young. You might as well be a caterpillar just escaping metamorphosis, about to take flight.

However, paradoxically, 22 is very, very old — indescribably old. You’re washed. It’s over for you. Your ships have long sailed. Give it up.

[H @el18403741]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes

[loid @Iveslueur]

the dating pool for young women is literally:

- porn addicts
- "sensitive"guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for
- narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros
- emotionally distant manipulators
- performative "woke" men who still treat women like sh*t

[H @el18403741]

We got Aryan orangutans before GTA 6 wtf

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan.

[H @el18403741]

We know

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Boss 🇮🇱

[H @el18403741]

Hyperborea

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Ireland will not participate in Eurovision if Israel is allowed to take part

https://t.co/LdcdJcRNy3

[H @el18403741]

First bullet point is ridiculous

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is drawing up the “biggest overhaul” in road safety laws for decades

- Reducing the drink driving limit from 0.35 micrograms to 0.22
- Mandatory eye tests for over-70s every 3 years, with driving bans for failure
- Potential medical tests for conditions such as dementia
- Penalty points for drivers when passengers don't wear seatbelts
- Easier prosecution for drug driving by allowing the Police to rely on roadside saliva tests rather than blood tests
- Tougher penalties for uninsured drivers
- Measures to tackle "ghost plates"

[@thetimes]

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[H @el18403741]

WBS was promised to us 4000 years ago

[H @el18403741]

And there it is...

When Reform get in next election, it will be the biggest "fell for it again" of all time

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

To understand Israel’s action against Iran we need to recognise the total failure of the deal struck a decade ago.

The USA, EU and British government's naive agreement allowed Iran to fund multiple terrorist groups and to speed up their nuclear programme.

The Iranian regime wants to wipe Israel and its people off the map and are close to nuclear capability. Who can blame Israel from trying to stop this?

The Iranian people deserve better than the current brutal regime.

[Rūm @Antiochian_Rum]

do Turks have a single monument to boast about that wasn’t built by Greeks?

[H @el18403741]

Would only vote for him if he introduced tax incentives for smoking

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Coming to a polling station near you soon. 🇬🇧