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[problem child @el1akim]

Took a major L last night haha nliacha backdoor open. Laptop gas na tv gone. Aliwacha printer, second laptop chini ya bed na hifi system. I'm thinking it's one of my neighbours. Can't wait for this week to end.

[problem child @el1akim]

Too early for this shyte but is it called beans?

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sijawai enda place wanauza kebab fiti

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Hangover imekataa niingie mjengo waah. Uzuri ni sina bossy and no one can tell me shite haha.

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Cant find where niliweka my badbad hadi nashangaa kama nilikuja nayo na venye niko taki. Hii mambo ya madree ni noma.

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Phone gave in after four good years! Which mobile device is next?

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The girl I had my eyes on ameniambia ako na two kids haha mimi niliona flat tummy na thin waist nikajua mambo ni fisa

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Hiyo website ya itax na ghris doesn't favour watu last minute kama mimi

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Heri ugali ipikwe kubwa tukule ibaki. Mambo ya kurudi jikoni dash.

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Napenda venye side buns zinakuom. By Dec nitakuwa unrecognisable.

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Sasa meeting gani hii masaa ya kuenda home?

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God bless kamba women.

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Haven't watched a single wc game

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Sasa instead ya kutuonyesha masters cert unatuonyesha mata core? Sawa.

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Masaa ni ya kuspin

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Ni kama nitalala na huyo mboch haha. Alo?

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Niko bar and the Nigg in the next table is getting finessed na bartender, haha. Nigga fat than a mathafka. Worse is nigga taking about ako na familiar n shiiet. #getridofthebellyfat

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Nimepiga hesabu nikaona I only work less than 6 months a year juu I go on holiday after every two months na sio lazima niende job kila siku. Its all I wanted, but hii freedom ni too much.

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Sahii ni saa ngapi neighbour anapiga wife? Angengoja masaa nne bana

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Shaouri asked why I have three duvets hahah it's a cold world bbg. Stay guided.