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1st class mess | ur friendly neighborhood social worker| she/her 🌹

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

baby’s first fully-developed brain

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

that “practicing for when they make a netflix documentary about …” trend is annoying and pissing me off. saw one that said “practicing for the netflix documentary about why drunk cigs don’t count” literally shut the fuck up what are you talking about

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

god i hope i get the opportunity to buy some mexican cigarettes next week

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

friend who’s too woke moment where i can’t even get excited about rocky horror being screened at the Sphere because my immediate thought was they’re going to ruin it with AI scene expansion 😓

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

craig from degrassi stays pissing me the FUCK off and every time i think he’s gonna be gone for good he shows up again

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

In case you forgot, we live on a planet where lightning turns sand into glass, dolphins give each other names, the ocean glows in the dark, and rain has a scent before it falls. You stand here with a beating heart, a steady moon above, and a world quietly, absurdly beautiful.

[nes @n1kol4cs]

Yoo monster is actually so good my friend bought me monster cause i'm 13 and shit got me high as helllll like i was laughing and doing stupid stuff all over the place and my english teacher asked me why are my eyes so red, like bitch i'm high leave me alone 💀💀💀

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy) { me}

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate jobs need summer hours , we need to close early at 3pm so we can enjoy the day outside for our mental health.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ 04 @peterfemmejay]

the whiplash of my timeline going from celebrating the best of humanity with artemis vs sheer terror at the worst of humanity with trump's threat is so much. i hate the fact that there is such evil and poison in the world.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one’s late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

i unironically love using millennial-coded tumblr humor, like i’ll throw out a “they crave that mineral” every now and then just to feel something

[kenny @kendillywilly]

back in my day you could buy cigarettes when you were 18

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Donald Trump is ruining everything for everybody on earth and I hate his fucking guts and I hope he fucking dies really soon.

[clara ♡ @clarabelless]

Men need to start older-brother-maxxing , wear a longsleeve shirt under a tshirt, upgrade your playful bullying skills, hangout in a garage playing xbox, take selfies of ur abs while ur lifting up ur shirt just a little, etc.

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

fascism ran so deep the police in my city are charging sober people with DUIs 😍 and their all native too wow i looooove that we’ve bootlicked ourselves to this point in society

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

omg i loooooooove seeing girls that i knew in H.S getting divorced from their mid ass husbands!!!! i’ve seen like 3 divorces in the last year and i’m like go divas!!

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

i love when conspiracy theorists are like “this famous person is a ROBOT” to a video that is them very clearly on coke

[wet cappuccino, LMSW @elGRANDEpizza]

why is she forgetting about the cultural monument of “That’s So Sweet Life of Hannah Montana”

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Raven Symoné claims Miley Cyrus does not belong in the Disney Mt. Rushmore

“Oh No, Not Miley. Love you, Miley but she came after. Not Miley. It's Me, Hilary, Shia LaBeouf, Lee Thompson”