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colourful commentary at its worst.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Abelungu should be going to work today

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

She should’ve cleaned you out for more imo

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

“Help me by sharing this. I'll give whoever gives me information a R20k

I've been drugged since Wednesday by this lady "Lesedi Precious" from Pretoria we once met at Barcode in Hatflied 2024 and never got in contact again so now she was in Cape Town and she texted me that she is around and wanna have drinks, I refused because I've got flu (I didn't get to a point of telling her I've got a girlfriend) but she recommended that her aunt knows a remedy that helps flu so she will come do it for me, we bought those stuff and she did them in the kitchen while I was in my room and she was gonna give me to drink then leave so I can rest. I blacked out till Thursday 5am and I couldn't stand or walk and staying on the 4th floor I rolled down the stairs to the security. When I got there, they called ambulance for me and told me she left wearing a different outfit and last location on my phone showed a college nearby our places.

She took iPhone 16 Pro Max
Huawei Laptop
Huawei MatePad
Capitec Business (swiped R74k from Louis Vuitton online and R14k after 5 minutes from Louis Vuitton again)

They took R150k+ of stuff”

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

Milano my serie A team, and now I have to put up with satan again😭

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Former Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim is the leading candidate to take over at AC Milan.

The 41-year-old, who has been out of football since being sacked by United on January 5, held talks with the Serie A club in Portugal last week.

More from @JamesHorncastle ⬇️

🔗 https://t.co/5vgcXrP7w1

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

Casamigos? Slappa

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Another motorist killed on the way to work. Drive with care guys.

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

I’m not sure Thierry Henry is going to last 5 weeks working with Alexi Lalas 😳

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

LMAO

[Garnet @Dehemsleyy]

Are you Sure we have actually signed this geezer?

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

Having this kind of money to waste must be so fun😂

[zeusblxck @zeusblxckthe1st]

These brands actually found a way to sell clown shoes for R35k and people don’t see anything wrong with them😭talk about daylight robbery

[B @breannasimone__]

If The Bear was on STARZ

[Sk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇳🇨🇮🇪🇨🇯🇵🇨🇻 @Sulleyk_]

The Curacao bois pulling up to the WC

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

Nah son lmao what mafioso is this💀

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

Nigga was a problem 😂

[Every The Sopranos Frame In Order @FrameInOrder]

S03E08 - 259 of 468

[// @aggzzx]

He bought the flights and said I’m not wasting them 😭

[Ivz™️ @Ivz_LT]

The worst signing in United’s history. Disgraceful player. Genuinely hate this guy

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

i like some of the gaga songs, wtf does she know about airbending

[thabo @elThaboGuzman]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Henrik ⨁ 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 ᛉ ᛏ ᛟ @Henrik_Palmgren]

Finally, something we can all get behind.