Lochton McGlynn

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Cullan dumped out LARGE during our shared bath this morning. By mom's reaction you would've thought we'd sustained a chemical weapon attack.

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I've had just about enough of this fucking elf on the shelf. Like I need a subcontracted babysitter above and beyond my parents.

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Cullan has fish tits.

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Mom thought she was going to have a cute picture. Instead baby Cullan let her know what he thought of his outfit.

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Fast forward 17 years. Red Shed. Beating dad's balls off. #fooskid

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So it seems my mom's 'parenting' strategy is to repeatedly starve my brother until he is basically screaming and hyperventilating.

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Cullan figured out how to chew on his hand. By mom's reaction you'd think he invented cold fusion.

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Baby Cullan went to his first Badger game today. He had a blast:

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2 guys really happy with what they're doing. Gramps watching the Packers. Baby Cullan sleeping.

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Baby Cullan says it's game day!

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Cock a doodle doo.

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Starting to learn the art of blaming my toots on other people. Easy targets: Dad, Wilson.

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My baby brother falls asleep with a mouth full of nip like, regularly.

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@TBDMcPaul some resemblance to @goon_er, circa 1980.

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Wilson has suffered another decrease in attention paid to him around here and has resorted to role play:

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Pretty much have my little brother figured out. Sleep. Wake up and cry for food. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. Poop your pants for some variety.

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My mom texted me this picture to show how excited Cullan is for the Packer game today. I'm confused. He's sleeping.

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My little brother is going to share a birthday with Bucky badger. Seriously, check it out.

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Thank god this baby is coming today. All of mom's groaning and sighing was starting to get on my nerves.