Albert Sanchez

Artist, Photographer, Foodie

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@Angkgore I’ve gone to greater lengths for donuts 😂

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@haydengaspard Rienzi would’ve been the obvious choice IMO. There are literal gems there. 😂

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@haydengaspard It was Bayou Bend. Also, C isn’t true. It’s a Hockney show inspired by Van Gogh. Hockney is most def the featured artist.

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@JDTeamRockStars @RexChapman He could and should be on the ground helping literally anyone.

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@CarlosGhostn That’s more of a failed meatloaf that a brisket.

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@desusnice Your nemesis just gunna duck your calls. 😂

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@Angkgore I’d argue it’s a super basement in that it’s fortified. ❄️

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Lisa Alexander, founder and CEO of LA Face, falsely accuses a person of color of vandalism for stenciling in “Black Lives Matter” with yellow chalk on the retaining wall of his own house. Then she lies and says she knows the owner. Karens are deadly to us.

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@amyklobuchar If only you’d held him accountable when you had the opportunity.

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

HHS Secretary Azar says meat packing workers are at fault for catching the coronavirus and suggests sending police to their communities to enforce social distancing https://t.co/Hhe7pFD3il

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@bd_highsmith Y’all a bunch of nasty double dippers. No wonder we’re in the middle of a pandemic. #CrossContamination

[Issya Boi, a/n/f of Gaston, a hero @CarlosGhostn]

Those damned socialists.

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@theSultanBGS Done gave that family Rona too. 😡

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Houston’s DJ Screw is finally being immortalized where he was born and raised. On display now at @camhouston is an exhibition meant to celebrate the trailblazing DJ’s legacy 20 years after his death.
https://t.co/JsD5HJ9WJe

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

My Roommate did a dunk contest and it went bad...Lmfaooo

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

actually the wiseman was named frankincense, what he brought was called frankincense’s gift a lot of people make that mistake

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@thisisroxanne His name’s Merlin. True story

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@haydengaspard What about shirtless sport coat & cigar guy?

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

@haydengaspard Got stranded at lunch and it was faster for me to walk the 2mi than to wait for a bus....and I ain’t fast. 😂

[Albert Sanchez @el_beard]

THIRD bus to pass @ capacity. First didn’t stop @ designated spot. We charged the 2nd when it stopped at a red and they told us there was another behind. 3rd was so full people were standing on the steps. Zero… https://t.co/LUISaYlgik