kayla cruz

give me all the bacon and eggs you have

[Toheeb Jimoh @Toheeb_Jimoh]

Lastly... you're welcome

@brettgoldstein #SAGAwards

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

@badassfab_ @5icatrice5 I would like to just go at the same time and skate by after you fall

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

@badassfab_ @5icatrice5

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

@badassfab_ Guzman 4eva

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

@badassfab_

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

@ChrisEvans this is very helpful in our time of need

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Soon i will reach the level of anxiety that ONLY watching Mamma Mia Here We Go Again can soothe

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

FOREVER A PATRIOT

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

PLEASE DON'T DRINK A POOP

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Don't listen to the media. you don't need 14 days of clean drinking water. You only need 6 gallons water, the urine produced from those 6 gallons and if push comes to shove...turd juice. @JoshJohnson disagrees.

@ComedyCellarUSA is where we play!!

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

Candyman might’ve lasted longer in the group than Farrah

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My first job in Hollywood was doing the big poop that Laura Dern reaches into in Jurassic park

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

me watching parasite win best picture

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

Parasite just sprinkled peach dust onto every other nominee

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

I watched a lot of Grace & Frankie this year and if I do not end up in a beach house with lots of vodka and a younger man I will not be happily ever after

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

remember when Bong Joon Ho called these awards ‘local’ and then giggled as he took them all home

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

thinking about when Joaquin didn’t win for Walk The Line even after I had taken a friend to see the movie and halfway thru they yelled about it not being a Harry Potter movie

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

I’m gonna have to make myself a blanket of Oscar Isaac pictures

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

get outta my head

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

this is the most important thing i have ever written https://t.co/BEaPSklkDM

[kayla cruz @el_capitan_DUCK]

🥰

[Harry Styles Updates @HSUpdating]

Harry and Lizzo performing ‘Juice’ tonight.

January 30, 2020