Jordan Henderson.
On the bench for the full 90.
Gets a yellow card for trying to stop a throw in and snaps his arm going over a sponsors hoarding.
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If I say this man is "from a rapey paedo culture", I'm a racist. But he can defend himself in court by saying he's "from a rapey paedo culture". Make it make sense.
Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.