Blanco

Strumpets & Tea CEO

[Blanco @El_Garbear]

Got about 31k gamerscore so if we don’t hang out or whatever, for once it’s really me not you. Like really really

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

The WNBA is what the entire country would be like if run by white liberal women.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

WNBA player DiJonai Carrington blames “white privilege” after being ejected for a hard foul on Sophie Cunningham.

Carrington was given a Flagrant 2 foul and was immediately ejected.

She then apparently rushed to the locker room so she could blame “white privilege.”

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

WNBA: “Trans players are welcome here.”

Enes Kanter and Royce White: *slam their dicks on the table*

- “Hey ladies, let’s ball.”

WNBA: “On second thought, we’re cracking open our 6th grade biology books to learn what a woman is.”

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

WNBA meeting to decide whether 2+2=4 or 2+2=5

[👀桃👀 @Eiki_7781]

アルピーヌ皆軽いって言うけど、そんなに軽いかな❓あんまり感じない

普通に加速遅いし、鍛造ホイールに変えた方がいいかな

[The Bimmer Guy 🚘 @detta1z]

This is how people chose their rims in the 1993s
I still think is is better tho 💯

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

seems crazy.

The movie Spider-Man: Brand New Day paid BMW to take over the display of every BMW made after 2020.

When you start a BMW, it shows you an ad for Spider Man. Really cheapens BMW imo.

[BigCheeseTX @BigCheeseTX]

@MomsPostingLs IGBBMN

[AbysmalVoyage 🦅 @eternalvoyage77]

“Lemme ask you sumthin, why is it that pit bulls only make up 6% of the dog population but are responsible for 65% of fatal dog attacks?”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew